
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Origin Story: When Bigfoot’s Tinder profile crashed from too many “u up?” DMs, Echoing Eidolon materialized from the collective cringe of forgotten cryptid group chats—a sentient NFT of existential dread. Part Slenderman fanfic, part Starbucks’ Unicorn Frappuccino of interdimensional angst, it now haunts tag #130 like a TikTok trend that outlived its relevance. Legend says it manifests when someone unironically utters “live, laugh, lore” near a disc charger. But hey, who needs plausible origins when you’ve got ✨*~vIbEs~*✨?
(Question: Does it phase-shift to avoid bad putts or just millennials’ student loans?)
When the Echoing Eidolon first oozed from the primordial cringe of Sasquatch’s blocked matches, Cody Chamberlain stood ready—PDGA #257238 glowing like an arcane sigil on his Chacos. The spirits demanded a vessel who could yeet discs and existential dread with equal flair. Who better than this bro who once three-putted a Cthulhu shrine basket? His initiation: carving “YOLO” into an ancient cedar while dodging spectral Venmo requests. Now bonded forever, their union whispers through fairways: “Every shank shall echo through eternity.”
But let’s be real—does a man who uses “live-laugh-love” as a putting mantra truly deserve a disc-arnate spirit animal?