
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sound of thunder cracks as the longship crests a wave Well butter my bag tag and call me Loki - Timothy Scholle just pulled off a Viking heist for the ages! This MA4 berserker went from checks notes "moderately terrifying" to "full-on Ragnarök" by snatching the #1 tag like it was the last mead horn at Valhalla's happy hour.
Dramatic zoom Let's unpack this: Average score? Check. Zero improvement over personal best? Also check. Yet here we are, watching a man who probably still bags a Groove ascend to the throne of Odin's Chosen. The Cirein-cròin Champion's serpent-scale skin must be blushing right now - though that could just be residual Kraken ink.
Fourth wall break I swear to Freya, if I have to narrate one more "heroic" tag exchange where someone wins by doing... exactly average... sigh At least his harpoon-forged-from-a-fang backstory is cool.
Pop culture hot take: This is basically when Samwise became the Ringbearer - unexpected, slightly confusing, but we're rolling with it. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be in the mead hall questioning all my life choices that led to commentating on plastic tag numerology. Skål!