
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Ragnarök Rising), tag number moved from 1 to 3. (Week 8 of 8)
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
The Cirein-cròin Champion was once a simple fisherman from the Hebrides until the massive sea serpent Cirein-cròin destroyed his village. After tracking and slaying the beast in an epic seven-day battle, he was visited by Odin who recognized his potential. Now blessed with the Allfather's wisdom and strength, he joins Odin's Chosen to face an even greater threat - the Kraken.
The Champion possesses supernatural endurance from surviving the Cirein-cròin's venomous bites, and carries a harpoon forged from one of the beast's own fangs. His skin bears serpent-scale patterns where the creature's acid touched him, making him resistant to the Kraken's ink. He has an uncanny ability to predict sea creatures' movements, gained from his battle with the Cirein-cròin.
The Cirein-cròin Champion serves as Odin's Chosen's foremost expert on massive sea creatures, training other Vikings in techniques to fight enormous aquatic foes and developing strategies against the Kraken.
Odin's Chosen are a group of Viking heroes handpicked by the Allfather himself to lead the hunt for the legendary Kraken. Guided by Odin's wisdom and armed with legendary weapons, they embody the virtues of courage, honor, and self-sacrifice. Their unwavering dedication to their quest and their faith in the gods set them apart as the ultimate champions against the Kraken.
Bjorn Odinsson is a legendary Viking warrior chosen by Odin to lead the hunt for the Kraken. Born under auspicious signs and raised in the ways of the gods, Bjorn has proven himself in countless battles and quests. His unwavering faith, strategic mind, and indomitable spirit make him the ideal leader for Odin's Chosen.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Ragnarök Rising), tag number moved from 1 to 3. (Week 8 of 8)
Sound of thunder cracks as the longship crests a wave Well butter my bag tag and call me Loki - Timothy Scholle just pulled off a Viking heist for the ages! This MA4 berserker went from checks notes "moderately terrifying" to "full-on Ragnarök" by snatching the #1 tag like it was the last mead horn at Valhalla's happy hour.
Dramatic zoom Let's unpack this: Average score? Check. Zero improvement over personal best? Also check. Yet here we are, watching a man who probably still bags a Groove ascend to the throne of Odin's Chosen. The Cirein-cròin Champion's serpent-scale skin must be blushing right now - though that could just be residual Kraken ink.
Fourth wall break I swear to Freya, if I have to narrate one more "heroic" tag exchange where someone wins by doing... exactly average... sigh At least his harpoon-forged-from-a-fang backstory is cool.
Pop culture hot take: This is basically when Samwise became the Ringbearer - unexpected, slightly confusing, but we're rolling with it. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be in the mead hall questioning all my life choices that led to commentating on plastic tag numerology. Skål!