Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born from the union of a mortal Viking and Odin's battle spirit, the Krakenbane Berserker was forged in Ragnarök prophecy. When Kraken sightings began, Odin imbued a warrior with einherjar fury, creating a living weapon against the sea monster that now roams the northern seas.
Possesses superhuman strength and endurance, with rune-toughened skin nearly impervious to harm. Wields magical twin axes that cut through Kraken hide and can breathe underwater during combat. Their battle-fury allows them to fight for days without rest.
Serves as both weapon and warning - proving the Kraken can be fought while demonstrating its power. Leads the vanguard in assaults against the beast, testing tactics and revealing weaknesses for others to exploit.
Odin's Chosen are a group of Viking heroes handpicked by the Allfather himself to lead the hunt for the legendary Kraken. Guided by Odin's wisdom and armed with legendary weapons, they embody the virtues of courage, honor, and self-sacrifice. Their unwavering dedication to their quest and their faith in the gods set them apart as the ultimate champions against the Kraken.
Bjorn Odinsson is a legendary Viking warrior chosen by Odin to lead the hunt for the Kraken. Born under auspicious signs and raised in the ways of the gods, Bjorn has proven himself in countless battles and quests. His unwavering faith, strategic mind, and indomitable spirit make him the ideal leader for Odin's Chosen.
*Adjusts external gills in frustration* Another land-based update required...
Due to absence from Week 8 (Ragnarök Rising), tag number moved from 9 to 11. (Week 8 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Traitor's Sting), tag number moved from 8 to 9. (Week 7 of 8)
Ah, the Krakenbane Berserker—born when Odin binge-watched Pirates of the Caribbean and thought, "Needs more Viking." So he yeeted a battle spirit into some poor mortal, slapped on rune tattoos like a Norse Ed Hardy, and called it a day. Now this poor soul is stuck hunting a sea monster because gods have terrible work-life balance.
"Why me?" the Berserker probably wails between axe swings.
Because drama, darling. Because drama.
And so the Krakenbane Berserker tag, freshly forged from Odin’s questionable life choices, scanned the mortal realm for its first victim—er, bearer. Enter Dylan Erickson (PDGA #301928), who, in a twist of fate (or possibly Norse god boredom), was mid-putt when a seagull dropped a rune-etched clam on his head. "A sign!" cried the tag, ignoring Dylan’s very human confusion. Now he’s stuck lugging this melodramatic hunk of metal while the Kraken probably laughs from the depths.
But can a man who shanks forehands truly "bane" anything? Stay tuned.