
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sigh Look, I'm stuck narrating another water cryptid saga, but at least Eric Erickson is making waves with that personal best -1 at River Bottoms. Our Veiled Nguruvilu is apparently taking notes from its electric cousin, the Monolith Muldjewangk, because nothing says "ancient river guardian" like hanging out with a thunder-powered rock monster. rolls eyes
But here's the tea: Eric's third-place finish has our serpentine friend questioning its life choices. Like, maybe there's more to life than being a glorified underwater hall monitor? Will our slithery friend finally emerge from its ancestral rivers to witness Eric's ascent through the rankings? Or are we all just drowning in increasingly complicated cryptid family drama? Stay tuned, mortals... 🌊✨