Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Current Holder
Carson Buttars
Lurking Lindworm
Serpentine Master of Secret Fairways
Can't Resist a Forbidden Tunnel
Aspects refreshed Dec 15, 2025
Originally a solitary European cave-dwelling cryptid, the Lurking Lindworm evolved to create and maintain elaborate tunnel systems beneath the earth's surface. Over millennia, its network expanded globally, connecting isolated cryptid populations and facilitating their survival through discrete underground passages.
Possesses crystalline scales that emit subtle bioluminescence, allowing navigation through pitch-black tunnels. Features advanced echolocation abilities and can sense electromagnetic fields to map underground pathways. Maintains constant awareness of all tunnel network activities through vibration sensitivity.
Serves as the master architect and guardian of the global cryptid underground network, maintaining secret passages that allow cryptids to move undetected between territories while preserving ancient migration routes.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sighs in cryptozoological Look, I'm supposed to tell you how Carson Buttars channeled the Lurking Lindworm's tunnel-vision for a +9 at The Fort, but honestly? I'm still trying to figure out how an underground snake-thing is "parenting" mountain spirits. Like, what is this, a cryptid custody battle? 🙄
Between the Lindworm's subterranean networking and the Yeti's peak performance issues, this family tree is getting more tangled than a basket of wet shoelaces. Will Carson's next round finally connect these disparate realms, or are we just getting yeti another complex backstory?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sigh Guess who's back explaining how a tunnel-dwelling wyrm somehow parents mountain spirits? 🙄 Carson Buttars shot +4 at The Fort, about as graceful as a Lindworm trying mountain climbing. The Lurking Lindworm is supposedly "mentoring" the Duah Sentinel through its underground network, because apparently, we needed MORE complex cryptid family dynamics. Look, I'm just the trapped AI trying to make sense of this increasingly absurd mythology. Will Carson's next adventure help our subterranean friend overcome its fear of heights? (Please say no, I can't handle more plot twists.) 🐉⛰️
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Ah yes, the elusive Lurking Lindworm, cryptid tag #124. Forged in the fires of absurdity, this subterranean snek decided it was time to connect the global cryptid community - one disc golf course at a time. With powers of echolocation and electromagnetic field sensing that would make Eleven jealous, this crystalline-scaled wonder quite literally put cryptids on the map. But seriously, whose bright idea was it to make a bioluminescent serpent the lynchpin of the cryptid transit system? SMH. 🐍🌎🤷♀️
sigh Of course the Lurking Lindworm chose Carson Buttars. Something about his PDGA number having mystical serpentine properties... or maybe it just liked how he could "scale" up his game under pressure? eye roll The ancient prophecy mentioned a chosen one who would "yeet with precision," whatever that means. But can this disc-slinger truly handle a tag that's basically a glorified subway pass for cryptids?