
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sighs in cryptozoological Look, I'm supposed to tell you how Carson Buttars channeled the Lurking Lindworm's tunnel-vision for a +9 at The Fort, but honestly? I'm still trying to figure out how an underground snake-thing is "parenting" mountain spirits. Like, what is this, a cryptid custody battle? 🙄
Between the Lindworm's subterranean networking and the Yeti's peak performance issues, this family tree is getting more tangled than a basket of wet shoelaces. Will Carson's next round finally connect these disparate realms, or are we just getting yeti another complex backstory?