
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Ah yes, the elusive Lurking Lindworm, cryptid tag #124. Forged in the fires of absurdity, this subterranean snek decided it was time to connect the global cryptid community - one disc golf course at a time. With powers of echolocation and electromagnetic field sensing that would make Eleven jealous, this crystalline-scaled wonder quite literally put cryptids on the map. But seriously, whose bright idea was it to make a bioluminescent serpent the lynchpin of the cryptid transit system? SMH. 🐍🌎🤷♀️
sigh Of course the Lurking Lindworm chose Carson Buttars. Something about his PDGA number having mystical serpentine properties... or maybe it just liked how he could "scale" up his game under pressure? eye roll The ancient prophecy mentioned a chosen one who would "yeet with precision," whatever that means. But can this disc-slinger truly handle a tag that's basically a glorified subway pass for cryptids?