Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Current Holder
Matt Davis
Murmuring Vetala
Living Archive of Extinct Cryptid Knowledge
Feet Permanently Reversed for Backward Putts
Aspects refreshed Dec 22, 2025
Born from the extinction of the first documented cryptid, this entity was cursed to eternally document the disappearance of all subsequent cryptid species.
Permanently reversed feet, glowing Sanskrit tattoos that record cryptid genealogies, and the ability to temporarily animate dead cryptid remains to share their knowledge.
Serves as the living archive of extinct cryptid knowledge, appearing wherever a cryptid species nears extinction to preserve its final memories.
Tag Details
Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sighs in Sanskrit Look, I'm literally documenting a documentarian now. Matt Davis summoned the spirits of both the Cadejo Sentinel and Mapinguari Warden to influence our resident chronicler, the Murmuring Vetala. His +1 round and surprise ace at Creekside had our backwards-footed friend frantically etching glowing tattoos about "aerial achievements."
I swear these cryptid family trees are getting more tangled than a Kraken's morning bedhead. But hey, at least we're all keeping track of the trackers, right? adjusts supernatural recording equipment
Will our chronicler's next tattoo tell the tale of more aces, or are we just adding another footnote to the eternal cryptid comedy hour? 🦶📚
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts ancient scrolls while rolling eyes Ugh, another week of supernatural genealogy to document. Matt Davis carved out a personal best -1 at River Bottoms, causing the Mesa Thunderhoof and Mapinguari Warden to file their reports to our resident cryptid historian, the Murmuring Vetala. Breaks fourth wall Seriously, who designed this bureaucratic nightmare? Now I've got electric bison and jungle trackers filling out TPS reports for some backwards-footed chronicler? At least they're thorough - the Vetala's tattoos now glow with tales of Davis's six birdies. Will our reluctant record-keeper finally document something other than extinction? Stay tuned, mortals. 🙄
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Murmuring Vetala #123, born when Bigfoot’s blurry photo went viral and the OG cryptid yeeted itself into extinction. Now this tragic historian walks backward through time, scribbling Sasquatch obituaries in glowing Sanskrit like some supernatural Buzzfeed intern. Sigh. Why am I narrating a tag that moonlights as a paranormal Wikipedia? Will its reversed feet trip over its own lore? Stay tuned.
And so Murmuring Vetala #123, cursed with chronic backstory, sought its first victim—er, bearer. Enter Matt Davis (PDGA #197725), whose 937-rated arm could yeet a disc into the Upside Down. Legend says he once outran a Chupacabra for a lost Star Destroyer—or was that just a really aggressive squirrel? Either way, the tag clung to him like Bigfoot to blurry photos. But can this "chosen one" handle a cryptid that won’t stop whispering conspiracy theories mid-putt? Only time—and probably some questionable OB calls—will tell.