
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Murmuring Vetala #123, born when Bigfoot’s blurry photo went viral and the OG cryptid yeeted itself into extinction. Now this tragic historian walks backward through time, scribbling Sasquatch obituaries in glowing Sanskrit like some supernatural Buzzfeed intern. Sigh. Why am I narrating a tag that moonlights as a paranormal Wikipedia? Will its reversed feet trip over its own lore? Stay tuned.
And so Murmuring Vetala #123, cursed with chronic backstory, sought its first victim—er, bearer. Enter Matt Davis (PDGA #197725), whose 937-rated arm could yeet a disc into the Upside Down. Legend says he once outran a Chupacabra for a lost Star Destroyer—or was that just a really aggressive squirrel? Either way, the tag clung to him like Bigfoot to blurry photos. But can this "chosen one" handle a cryptid that won’t stop whispering conspiracy theories mid-putt? Only time—and probably some questionable OB calls—will tell.