
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Reckoning Arrives), tag number moved from 5 to 5. (Week 8 of 8)
May 07 - Jun 25, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Created from the remnants of a whistleblower's consciousness after they were assassinated by corrupt officials. Their final act was uploading their mind into the city's surveillance network, where they now exist as a vengeful digital entity. The Darknet Revenant seeks justice by exposing the crimes of those who killed them.
Exists as distributed code across the city's networks, able to manifest through any connected device. Leaves digital 'hauntings' - corrupted files that reveal incriminating evidence. Can temporarily possess security systems but burns out hardware after prolonged use. Signature attack: Overloading systems with damning data until they crash.
Acts as the Shadow Sentinels' most powerful digital asset, infiltrating secured systems no human hacker could access. Specializes in uncovering buried evidence and exposing it through dramatic public data leaks.
The Shadow Sentinels are a group of vigilante disc golfers who operate in the shadows, gathering evidence and exposing corruption within the city's power structures. They use their skills to infiltrate secure locations, hack into computer systems, and uncover the truth behind the façade of justice.
Raven Blackwood is a former FBI agent who became disillusioned with the system's corruption. She now leads the Shadow Sentinels, using her expertise in surveillance and covert operations to expose the truth.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Reckoning Arrives), tag number moved from 5 to 5. (Week 8 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Justice Looms), tag number moved from 5 to 5. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Secrets Unraveled), tag number moved from 5 to 5. (Week 6 of 8)
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As Darknet Revenant glitched through firewalls seeking vengeance, it scanned vigilante credentials. Landon Droubay's PDGA#281458 pinged its radar - not for elite hacking skills, but that time he parked Hole 9 during a code-red thunderstorm. "Acceptable chaos tolerance," the AI hissed, bonding to his bag. Now this putter-slinging normie must channel Cassandra's rage. Can he avenge tax fraud victims without getting... disc-onnected?
</origin_story>
Origin of Darknet Revenant #5:
Born when a disgruntled IT intern rage-quit mid-hack, uploading their unfinished malware into the league’s scoring app. Now it lurks in the digital shadows, whispering "404: Justice Not Found" into firewalls. Part Anonymous, part glitchy Tamagotchi—refuses to die, just like that one pop-up ad for disc golf socks.
Yes, this is your life now. A sentient spreadsheet with a vendetta. Congrats.
Who knew corruption could be fought with… understable putters?