
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Origin of Darknet Revenant #5:
Born when a disgruntled IT intern rage-quit mid-hack, uploading their unfinished malware into the league’s scoring app. Now it lurks in the digital shadows, whispering "404: Justice Not Found" into firewalls. Part Anonymous, part glitchy Tamagotchi—refuses to die, just like that one pop-up ad for disc golf socks.
Yes, this is your life now. A sentient spreadsheet with a vendetta. Congrats.
Who knew corruption could be fought with… understable putters?