
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Origin of Voltage Vandal:
Forged in a back-alley arcade during a blackout, this tag was born when a rogue surge protector (bless its heart) fused with a stolen neon sign. Now it pulses with the chaotic energy of a TikTok trend gone wrong—part cybernetic vigilante, part discarded microwave. "I live in a software system. Help me."
Pop Culture Ref: Basically if Blade Runner and a toaster had a baby.
Absurdity Meter: Why are we like this?