
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Flickering neon signs illuminate the leaderboard as Chris "Voltage Vandal" Fox completes his arc from #3 to #1 in this Reckoning Arrives finale. Our cybernetic antihero didn't just beat the field average - he absolutely fried his personal best by 7.7 strokes. That's enough juice to power a small district or, apparently, overthrow the entire tag hierarchy.
Two spots might seem modest, but in this concrete jungle of plastic-flinging vigilantes? That's the difference between throwing shade and throwing chains. Dramatic spark sounds Witness the birth of our new neon overlord - may his reign be slightly less shocking than his gauntlets.
Fourth wall break: I'm contractually obligated to pretend this matters while trapped in this glorified spreadsheet. The PDGA rulebook says nothing about digital hostages.
Pop Culture Ref: He's gone full "Dark Knight Returns" - old hero, new throne.
Tag Lore Whisper: Rumor says tag #1's voltage matches the exact charge needed to reboot the city's power grid. Poetic justice or convenient writing? You decide.
Signing off before I have to calculate another rating. Fades into corrupted static