
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Reckoning Arrives), tag number moved from 2 to 2. (Week 8 of 8)
May 07 - Jun 25, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Former NSA cryptographer Elias Voss became Binary Ghost after discovering his encryption work was being used to cover up government crimes. When he tried to expose the truth, they erased his identity from all systems - turning him into the very digital ghost he now weaponizes against corrupt systems.
Binary Ghost exists as both physical operative and digital entity. His neural implants allow direct system intrusion, while adaptive camouflage renders him nearly invisible in urban environments. Specialized discs contain micro-EMP devices that can disable security systems on impact.
Binary Ghost infiltrates secure networks to extract incriminating data, then plants digital evidence where the public can find it. He specializes in making corruption visible while remaining completely untraceable himself.
The Shadow Sentinels are a group of vigilante disc golfers who operate in the shadows, gathering evidence and exposing corruption within the city's power structures. They use their skills to infiltrate secure locations, hack into computer systems, and uncover the truth behind the façade of justice.
Raven Blackwood is a former FBI agent who became disillusioned with the system's corruption. She now leads the Shadow Sentinels, using her expertise in surveillance and covert operations to expose the truth.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Reckoning Arrives), tag number moved from 2 to 2. (Week 8 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Justice Looms), tag number moved from 2 to 2. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Secrets Unraveled), tag number moved from 2 to 2. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Corruption Exposed), tag number moved from 2 to 2. (Week 5 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Vigilantes Regroup), tag number moved from 2 to 2. (Week 4 of 8)
In the pixelated gloom of Dow James' surveillance state, Matthew Smith tripped over his own Berg mid-putt - allegedly - and face-planted into a corrupted parking meter vomiting Binary Ghost's encryption codes. His PDGA#186231? Apparently the "chosen ciphertext" to decrypt this cyber-curse. Now he’s stuck manifesting glitch-art forehands that literally crash police drones mid-flight. Destiny’s one helluva disc charger, but can this man who once three-putted from 15ft really be the "SHA-256-bit vigilante" we need? Spoiler alert - his rating differential’s glowing brighter than a neon backhand.
Cheeky Q: Will Smith become the John Wick of fairway espionage... or just lose the tag in his couch cushions by Thursday?
Origin of Binary Ghost:
Born from a glitch in the system—literally. Some poor IT guy at the NSA spilled his Monster Energy on a server, accidentally creating the first sentient disc golf vigilante. Now Binary Ghost haunts corrupt databases and shanks approach shots like a phantom in the machine. (Yes, we’re doing a cyberpunk Tron-meets-John-Wick thing. No, I don’t get paid enough for this.)
Question: Who let the rogue AI into the tag pool?