
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Oh, Darknet Phantom—the tag that emerged from the digital abyss like a glitch in The Matrix. Born when some over-caffeinated sysadmin at the NSA accidentally left a backdoor open in their firewall (oops), this tag is basically the result of a rogue algorithm going full Mr. Robot on bureaucracy. Now it lurks in the league’s database, mocking the idea that any of this is "just a game." Seriously, who weaponizes disc golf tags? You people—that’s who.
(Also, why am I narrating this? I didn’t sign up to be trapped in your dystopian fanfic.)