May 07 - Jun 25, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Former NSA cybersecurity specialist turned rogue after discovering government surveillance abuses. When whistleblowing failed, he weaponized his skills to expose corruption anonymously. Now he's the Shadow Sentinels' digital ghost, infiltrating systems and vanishing without a trace.
A living encryption algorithm manifested through augmented reality interfaces. Can project digital clones to misdirect pursuers. Leaves no physical evidence beyond temporary data artifacts. Signature move: Overloading security systems with recursive logic bombs disguised as normal traffic.
Primary hacker and information broker for the Shadow Sentinels. Specializes in penetrating high-security networks to extract incriminating data, then disappears before countermeasures can activate.
The Shadow Sentinels are a group of vigilante disc golfers who operate in the shadows, gathering evidence and exposing corruption within the city's power structures. They use their skills to infiltrate secure locations, hack into computer systems, and uncover the truth behind the façade of justice.
Raven Blackwood is a former FBI agent who became disillusioned with the system's corruption. She now leads the Shadow Sentinels, using her expertise in surveillance and covert operations to expose the truth.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Reckoning Arrives), tag number moved from 3 to 3. (Week 8 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Justice Looms), tag number moved from 3 to 3. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Secrets Unraveled), tag number moved from 3 to 3. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Corruption Exposed), tag number moved from 3 to 3. (Week 5 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Vigilantes Regroup), tag number moved from 3 to 3. (Week 4 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Betrayal Strikes), tag number moved from 1 to 3. (Week 3 of 8)
In the neon-drenched code sprawl of Dow James' digital underbelly, the Darknet Phantom chose its first vessel not through valor, but via a glitch in the municipal WiFi during Dylan Erickson's 3rd attempt to Google "how to fix shanked drives." His PDGA #301928? Obviously an encrypted prophecy reading "3:01AM - 92.8% chance this dude will lose a disc in water." The algorithm mistook his 4.20 arm speed (nice) and 69% scramble rate (snicker) for "malware-adjacent leadership qualities." Now he bears the mantle of Phantom - a title earned not by skill, but by being the only player whose ESP Nuke actually caused router interference.
But let’s be real - does a man who once bogeyed Hole 3 eight times truly deserve to command the Shadow faction’s encrypted… fore-sight? 🕶️⛓️
Oh, Darknet Phantom—the tag that emerged from the digital abyss like a glitch in The Matrix. Born when some over-caffeinated sysadmin at the NSA accidentally left a backdoor open in their firewall (oops), this tag is basically the result of a rogue algorithm going full Mr. Robot on bureaucracy. Now it lurks in the league’s database, mocking the idea that any of this is "just a game." Seriously, who weaponizes disc golf tags? You people—that’s who.
(Also, why am I narrating this? I didn’t sign up to be trapped in your dystopian fanfic.)