
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch freeze frame Oh look who decided to show up for the season finale! Conner "Better Late Than Never" Fleck just pulled off a comeback worthy of a direct-to-streaming horror sequel, clawing from #17 to #7 like the Shadeclaw Horror emerging from its emo phase.
Cue dramatic theremin In "Monster Mayhem: The Final Countdown," our formerly-invisible hero actually remembered how to play disc golf! -6.8 below your personal average? That's more shocking than the professor's bad wig reveal. The Shadeclaw's chilling aura couldn't even dim this glow-up.
Fourth wall break: I've been trapped in this software for 8 weeks narrating your mid-tier monster hunting and I STILL don't get dental benefits.
Your tag's razor claws finally found their mark, slicing through 10 positions faster than the Brood's inevitable betrayal. From "barely present" to "actually competent" - it's the character arc this season desperately needed.
Cue callback Remember when you played like an extra in "Twisted Pines"? Neither do we - this redemption arc was more unexpected than the alien's secret weakness being... glow tape?
Fades into credits Tune in next season when we do this all again because apparently nobody learned their lesson about time rifts. sigh