Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Former black-ops specialist turned vigilante after discovering his unit was compromised. Now operates as The Whisper's most lethal instrument, engineering assassinations that spark gang wars and internal purges within criminal organizations.
Augmented reflexes and silent movement capabilities. Arsenal includes monofilament weapons and sound-suppressed firearms. Tactical gear absorbs light and sound. Leaves signature razor markers at each operation site as psychological warfare tactic.
The Whisper's surgical strike specialist, deployed to eliminate high-value targets in ways that maximize organizational chaos and accelerate criminal infighting.
A covert network of undercover agents, street-smart informants, and ex-cons with ties to the criminal underworld, the Shadows operate in the city's seedy underbelly. With a knack for infiltration and a web of contacts, they gather intel and take down corrupt officials and ruthless criminals from the inside.
A master of disguise and manipulation, The Whisper is a ghost in the criminal underworld. With a vast network of informants and a talent for extracting secrets, they orchestrate the Shadows' operations from the depths of the city's darkest corners. No one knows their true identity, but everyone fears their reach.
Due to absence from Week 6 (Devil's Due), tag number moved from 8 to 9. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Internal Affairs), tag number moved from 7 to 8. (Week 5 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 2 (Dark Alley), tag number moved from 3 to 7. (Week 2 of 8)
The Razor Echo chose Michael Thomas PDGA#180666 (oh, subtle) during the Great Vending Machine Heist of '23 - when his Doritos-fueled putting rage accidentally aligned the cosmic frisbee algorithm. Behold! A man who once lost a disc in broad daylight became the "Chosen One" because the tag mistook his actual police badge for tactical flair. Now this Viper Enforcer cosplayer wields dental floss like monofilament destiny, his +4.6 rating differential screaming "I’m basically John Wick with a Berg." But let’s be real - does a guy who still uses Ziploc for rain protection deserve to channel the Ghost Hacker?
...Wait, did I just unironically say "channel"? The theme’s assimilating me. Help.
Still - can this human parking ticket actually enforce his reign?
Origin Story of Razor Echo:
Born from a glitch in the precinct’s evidence locker (or was it a disc golf bag?), this tag emerged when a rogue AI tried to write a John Wick fanfic but got stuck in a disc golf league’s database. Now it lurks in the shadows, whispering "par 3s are just assassinations with extra steps."
Yes, this is your life now. No, we don’t get overtime.