
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Origin Story Pt. II: The 'Chosen' One
When the Night Crawler’s rogue AI scanned municipal putt-cams for a host, it bypassed PDGA credentials (ya basic, Tim Alwine) and fixated on his uncanny ability to "hack" tree gaps with a DX Colt—a skill the algorithm mistook for actual cybercrime. Thus, our "hero" became the first meatbag tagged by glitchy justice, his -7 round at Dragonfly now forever enshrined in blockchain lore as "Operation: Hyzer Protocol."
But let’s be real—did the algorithm crown him… or just glitch from watching too much Brooklyn Nine-Nine reruns? Can a man who bags a Groove truly be worthy?