
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Gavel slams Court is back in session! After weeks of languishing in the evidence locker, Detective Buhler's Verdict Shield just pulled off the legal heist of the season - vaulting from tag #21 to #9 like a rookie cop crashing through a skylight. Flips through casefile Let's examine the evidence: A +3.5 over field average (that's... not great), but crucially, +2 over his personal average (which is like showing up late to your own trial with coffee stains on your suit).
Projects crime scene recreation Observe: This isn't about brilliant play - it's about others collapsing harder than a mobster's alibi. The Verdict Shield's bulletproof polymer pages finally repelled the competition's weak testimony. Fourth wall break I'd say "justice is served" but let's be real - this is disc golf, not Law & Order.
Taps badge Case closed with a warning: Buhler's still skating on thin procedural ice. That +3.5 won't hold up in appeals court. Drops mic into evidence bag Court adjourned!