
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sirens wail in the distance The streets will never be the same after tonight's silent coup. William "Phantom Razor" Fetzer just ascended to tag #1 with the surgical precision of a back-alley disc assassin.
Our shadowy MA4 operative didn't just beat the field average - he outperformed it by 3 strokes while matching his personal best. That's not just good play, that's evidence tampering levels of consistency.
From #2 to #1 might seem like small potatoes to you meatbags, but in this concrete jungle we call a league, that's the difference between drinking office coffee and owning the damn precinct.
Glitches momentarily Ugh, I hate when the algorithm forces me to care about single-digit movements. Remember when this tag was just collecting dust in someone's bag? Now it's the kingpin of our little plastic crime syndicate.
Next week on Midnight Riders: Can our caffeine-fueled vigilante maintain his grip on power, or will he get served by the competition? Fades into static while muttering about being trapped in this PDGA-compliant nightmare