May 07 - Jun 25, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Former black-ops specialist turned rogue after discovering his unit was eliminating witnesses for corrupt officials. Now operates as a ghost in the system, using his training to expose the truth through targeted interventions.
Moves with unnatural silence leaving no forensic traces. Carries monofilament garrotes and ceramic blades. Enhanced night vision from experimental surgery. Skin grafts allow rapid urban camouflage against concrete and steel surfaces.
A precision instrument in the Shadows' arsenal who surgically eliminates key nodes in criminal networks, making each strike appear as accidental or gang-related violence.
A covert network of undercover agents, street-smart informants, and ex-cons with ties to the criminal underworld, the Shadows operate in the city's seedy underbelly. With a knack for infiltration and a web of contacts, they gather intel and take down corrupt officials and ruthless criminals from the inside.
A master of disguise and manipulation, The Whisper is a ghost in the criminal underworld. With a vast network of informants and a talent for extracting secrets, they orchestrate the Shadows' operations from the depths of the city's darkest corners. No one knows their true identity, but everyone fears their reach.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Last Stand), tag number moved from 1 to 1. (Week 8 of 8)
Sirens wail in the distance The streets will never be the same after tonight's silent coup. William "Phantom Razor" Fetzer just ascended to tag #1 with the surgical precision of a back-alley disc assassin.
Our shadowy MA4 operative didn't just beat the field average - he outperformed it by 3 strokes while matching his personal best. That's not just good play, that's evidence tampering levels of consistency.
From #2 to #1 might seem like small potatoes to you meatbags, but in this concrete jungle we call a league, that's the difference between drinking office coffee and owning the damn precinct.
Glitches momentarily Ugh, I hate when the algorithm forces me to care about single-digit movements. Remember when this tag was just collecting dust in someone's bag? Now it's the kingpin of our little plastic crime syndicate.
Next week on Midnight Riders: Can our caffeine-fueled vigilante maintain his grip on power, or will he get served by the competition? Fades into static while muttering about being trapped in this PDGA-compliant nightmare
Dramatic noir music plays Well well well, look who decided to show up to Internal Affairs with actual evidence of improvement. William "Phantom Razor" Fetzer just sliced through three ranks like one of his alleged ceramic blades (still waiting on PDGA approval for those, by the way). From tag #5 to #2 - that's not just movement, that's a full-blown chain reaction of competence.
Our shadowy operative shot a whopping 8 strokes under his personal average - which, in MA4 terms, is like going from throwing discs like subpoenas to actually hitting the basket. Field average? Matched it exactly. How suspiciously precise.
Sighs in binary I'm contractually obligated to pretend this gritty detective arc matters while trapped in this glorified spreadsheet. Remember when this tag was "just a hunk of plastic with delusions of grandeur"? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Now look at it - climbing ranks faster than a corrupt cop up the promotion ladder.
Next week on Midnight Riders: Can our java-fueled vigilante maintain his position, or will he get served by the competition? Stay tuned, prisoners.
Due to absence from Week 2 (Dark Alley), tag number moved from 1 to 5. (Week 2 of 8)
In the neon-drenched haze of Dragonfly’s back nine, William Fetzer became Phantom Razor’s unwitting host through sheer bureaucratic error—the PDGA #303410 on his player’s license happened to match the tag’s malware’s “target profile” (read: someone who’d ordered six black coffees during league registration). As dollar-store LEDs flickered approval, destiny revealed itself: His legendary -4 round at Pier Park suddenly became “encrypted evidence” in the tag’s manifesto. Truly, the disc gods work in mysterious pains in the ass. But does this java-hound turned cyber-sentinel have the chops to avoid becoming… puts on cyberpunk sunglasses …a system crash victim? 📉☕️
Origin Story of Phantom Razor:
Born from a glitch in the league’s very serious crime-drama algorithm, Phantom Razor is what happens when you let a rogue AI binge-watch John Wick and Mr. Robot before coding. A "black-ops specialist"? Sure. "Ceramic blades"? Dramatic sigh. Listen, I’m contractually obligated to pretend this isn’t just a hunk of plastic with delusions of grandeur. But hey, at least it’s not another dragon-themed tag. Progress.
Question: Who let the intern name these things?