
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In the neon-drenched haze of Dragonfly’s back nine, William Fetzer became Phantom Razor’s unwitting host through sheer bureaucratic error—the PDGA #303410 on his player’s license happened to match the tag’s malware’s “target profile” (read: someone who’d ordered six black coffees during league registration). As dollar-store LEDs flickered approval, destiny revealed itself: His legendary -4 round at Pier Park suddenly became “encrypted evidence” in the tag’s manifesto. Truly, the disc gods work in mysterious pains in the ass. But does this java-hound turned cyber-sentinel have the chops to avoid becoming… puts on cyberpunk sunglasses …a system crash victim? 📉☕️