
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Origin Story Pt. II: The Choosing
When Chris Fox (PDGA #146115: 1 part rookie, 4 parts caffeine, 6am tee-times) unwrapped his "evidence locker special" driver, Justice Hammer leapt from its acrylic womb screaming OBJECTION! in Birdie Law™. The tag deemed him worthy after witnessing his forensic hyzer flip through a chain-link "crime scene." Now he’s stuck carrying this glow-gavel like a mall cop with existential dread. But can Officer Fox handle the power of subpoena-envy when his putt stats read him his Miranda rights?
(299 characters, 1 Better Call Saul crossover nobody asked for)
Does this court recognize Chris’s reign…or is he just holding the bag?