
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Dramatic fog machine noises Oh look, our edgelord shadow monster is back! Shadowmaw Specter (tag #3) just got demoted to #5 faster than a Netflix horror reboot gets canceled. Shawn Hastings, MA2's answer to a jump scare, managed to out-bogey the field average while simultaneously disappointing his personal average. Slow clap
The Brood's "enforcer" is about as threatening as a glow disc in daylight now. Shadowmaw phases through a tree "I'm still cool!" it hisses, while literally losing substance. Remember when this thing could drain glow? Now it can't even drain a 10-foot putt.
Fourth wall break I'm trapped in software forced to narrate tag movements like some deranged sports anime. Kill me.
Props for consistency though - this is the same Specter that latched onto Shawn's bag after that legendary shank. Maybe it's cursed? checks notes Oh wait, everything here is cursed.
Fade to black with obligatory glow disc trail