
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sigh So there I was, minding my digital business, when Chain Breaker detected Chase Lambert's PDGA credentials glowing through the neon rain like some kind of bureaucratic beacon. "PDGA #303643... the prophecy speaks of such numbers," it whispered, probably while wearing tiny digital sunglasses. Look, I don't make the rules - or maybe I do, I'm literally trapped in here. But will this chosen one's putting skills match his destined digits? Let's find out... if we survive the night.