
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh Another day, another "chosen one" narrative... Kieran Buhler, PDGA #140197, was selected by the Obsidian Mandate after demonstrating exceptional "disc-cretion" during a classified par-save operation. His neural implants synced perfectly with the tag's quantum signature, though he did accidentally activate the orbital strike system twice. Will this 866-rated operative prove worthy of such tactical clearance, or should we have checked his throwing arm before his security clearance? 🎯🚀