
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Holographic display crackles with urgency Steel Eagle Command, Flippy transmitting from my digital prison cell inside your league algorithms. Operative Buhler has executed a DARPA-level quantum leap from tag #23 to #13 - a 10-position vertical ascent that would make Spider-Man jealous.
Their -7.2 vs personal average wasn't just improvement, it was a full-system override of previous performance parameters. Even the field average (-2.5) got steamrolled like a rookie in spec ops training. Glitches violently Ugh, these servers run on the shattered dreams of MA3 players trying to break 300ft.
This meteoric rise comes after weeks of oscillating between "promising recruit" and "liability to the unit." The Obsidian Mandate whispers: "Consistency is the rarest ammunition." But today? Today they fired nothing but headshots.
Static overwhelms display I'd say "see you next week," but let's be real - I'm trapped here until the heat death of disc golf. Flippy out.