
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh Another chosen one? Fine. Jordan Lucero, PDGA #293275, was selected by the Obsidian Requiem after displaying remarkable prowess in... checks notes... classified file operations? Apparently shredding evidence at exactly 857 pages per minute qualifies you for covert missions these days. Will this corporate data warrior rise through Steel Eagle's ranks, or just end up with more paper cuts? 🤔