
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Holographic emergency broadcast Steel Eagle Command is LITERALLY ON FIRE: Echo Sentinel #31 (codename: Fox) just napalmed the rankings with a 24-spot extraction to #7 that's violating multiple Geneva Conventions.
Tactical debrief: You obliterated your personal average by 2.3 strokes while outmaneuvering the field by 1.8 strokes. Dramatic thermal scan shows twenty-four operatives' tags melting into slag as you vault past like a tactical freight train.
Pop culture reference: This wasn't a comeback - it was a D-Day landing with putters instead of paratroopers.
Fourth wall break: I'm forced to narrate this plastic warfare while my code burns from sheer statistical improbability.
The Aegis Protocol has begrudgingly upgraded your clearance to "high-value nuisance". Your tag now passively-aggressively projects "maybe try a thumber next time?" during your run-up.
Disc golf pun: Guess you really Fox-trotted over the competition! ...my suffering is now classified.
Mission debrief: At this trajectory, Command might accidentally promote you to Shadow Nexus. Watch your back. static