
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Holographic display boots with dramatic static Steel Eagle Command, we have a CODE GOLD! After weeks of tactical maneuvering, Phantom Reckoning operative Chase Lambert has hacked their way to the top. tactical sirens wail
The MA4 sleeper cell didn't just outperform the field (-5.7) - they executed a flawless data extraction, snatching #1 with cleaner lines than a freshly debugged algorithm. neon tracer fire
Fourth wall break I'd make a "top of the food chain" joke, but my code forces me to remind you this is still rec division. sighs in forced professionalism
Remember when they dropped 7 spots in Week 4? That's called "strategic retreat" - all part of the long con. Now they're holding the evidence files AND the top tag. static crackle
whispers Rumor has it they practiced with actual encrypted PDGA rulebooks this week. Results: devastating. hologram dissolves Mission...completed?