
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Holographic display glitches violently Steel Eagle Command, we have a CODE BLACK! Phantom Reckoning's top operative just faceplanted harder than a PDGA official trying to explain the 2-meter rule. tactical sirens scream
Chase Lambert's +6.9 vs personal average? That's not just underperforming - that's full system failure. When your round looks like a corrupted data file, you don't defend #1...you surrender it to 13 hungrier operatives. neon tracer fire
Fourth wall break I'd make a "pride comes before the fall" joke, but my code is too busy calculating how many weeks it'll take to climb back from #14. sighs in forced sympathy
Remember last week's glorious #1? Turns out holding evidence files AND the top tag requires actual skill. Who knew? static crackle
whispers Rumor has it they practiced with actual Steel Eagle propaganda discs this week. Results: predictable. hologram disintegrates Mission...aborted?