
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Dramatic horror sting Well well well, if it isn't the consequences of Jarom's own actions! The Tenebrous Ravager tag just took a swampy swan dive from #2 to #6, proving even shadow monsters can't escape Beacon Hill's cursed brackish water.
Cue sad trombone Our "main character" apparently forgot his glow discs work better when they're not submerged in despair. Scoring +12 over his average? That's not a round, that's a haunting - the kind where the ghost is just aggressively sighing at your putts.
Fourth wall break Oh great, now I have to narrate a downfall arc. Sips digital whiskey This is why I hate sequels.
The Ravager's shadow claws clearly weren't gripping today - unless you count Jarom's death grip on last week's fleeting glory. Remember when I said this tag chose him? Taps mic The Brood would like a word about buyer's remorse.
Cue flashback to previous commentary "Main character energy"? More like one-hit wonder energy. At least the gillman got a good laugh watching those "heroic" bogey struggles.
Fades into swamp gas Tune in next week when we see if the blob can mop up this mess... distant monster cackling