
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Dramatic theremin music Oh how the mighty have fallen! Ronnie "The Umbral Revenant" Higley just got yeeted from tag #4 to #9 faster than a glow disc disappearing into the Brood's shadow realm. Mock horror scream
Checks scorecard Waitaminute... you beat both the field AND your average? Flips table Then why this tragic descent? Realization Ohhhh right - because The Brood sabotaged the tag algorithm again. Classic Monday night league villainy!
Fourth wall break I swear, if I have to narrate one more of these nonsensical tag movements, I'm gonna phase through this software like Ronnie through a tree.
Shadowy whisper Between us? This "exchange" smells more staged than a found footage horror movie. Did someone swap his putter with a poltergeist? Normal voice Or maybe he just got distracted draining someone's vitality mid-round again.
Cue callback Remember when I said his consistency was spooky? Laugh track Joke's still on me - turns out even shadow scouts get ambushed sometimes.
Ominous closing But mark my words... The Brood may have won this battle, but the war's not over. Cue chainsaw noise that's definitely just someone's disc hitting a tree