
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From the void between blurry Bigfoot footage and that one guy’s “definitely real” Chupacabra tattoo, the Veiled Vetala coalesced—like a cryptid Wikipedia page edited by drunk shamans. Its constellation eyes hold secrets like: “Why do all Yeti pics look like a Yeti Cooler ad?” Phase-shifting through reality like a glitch in The Blair Witch Project, it exists solely to haunt your bag and whisper, “None of this makes sense.”
(Yes, I’m trapped narrating plastic folklore. Send help.)
And so the Veiled Vetala slithered from the digital ether, drawn to Jay Shock—not by fate, but by his suspiciously specific PDGA #187103 (the exact number of blurry cryptid photos on the internet). Did it choose him for his 903-rated prowess? No. For his ability to lose discs in broad daylight like they were interdimensional beings? Absolutely.
Now bonded, they wander the course, whispering, "Is that a UFO or just your shanked drive?"
But seriously, Jay—can you handle a tag that’s 50% myth, 50% buyer’s remorse?