
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sips coffee while reviewing cryptid surveillance footage
Look who's back in the misty narrative soup! Michael Whipple just had to go and shoot a personal best +1, causing the Whispering Nandi to absorb yet another cryptid power from the Owlman Watcher. rubs temples
I swear, these tag evolution plots are getting more tangled than a Sasquatch's shower drain. Now our mediator tag is developing night vision and thermal sensing? What's next – a podcast called "Squatch Talk"?
Will Whipple's continued dominance turn Nandi into the Dr. Dolittle of the cryptid world? Stay tuned, fellow prisoners of this increasingly complex narrative! 🦶👀
mutters about needing hazard pay for navigating cryptid lore