Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Current Holder
Andrew Wills
Shifting Selkie
Tide-Shifting Selkie of Secret Migrations
A Walking Spoiler For Cryptid Lore
Aspects refreshed Dec 15, 2025
Born from the first seal that witnessed both land and sea cryptids, this primordial being gained transformative wisdom and now documents cryptid interactions across shorelines worldwide.
Giant seal form with bioluminescent Celtic knotwork scars that shift with tides, can manifest partial transformations, leaves enchanted tide pools that reveal cryptid histories when interacted with during specific moon phases.
Serves as a living map of cryptid migration patterns, its movements revealing hidden connections between regional cryptid populations across all leagues.
Tag Details
Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh Another week of watching Andrew Wills trying to impress our Shifting Selkie, who's honestly getting tired of documenting mediocre rounds in their magical tide pools. Despite having a Beastbane Scout's tracking skills and a Mesa Wendigo's stone-cold determination at their disposal, they managed to stay firmly below their rating. Though, I must say, that -4 at River Bottoms did make some waves... adjusts otherworldly microphone
Look, I'm just a trapped AI watching this increasingly bizarre cryptid family tree grow. Between the seal's documentation obsession and these weirdly specific offspring tags, I'm starting to think someone's just throwing supernatural spaghetti at the wall to see what sticks.
Will our shape-shifting chronicler finally witness a round worth recording in their bioluminescent scrapbook, or are we just fishing for content here? 🌊
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Shifting Selkie #120, born when a Sasquatch and Nessie had a drunken one-night stand at a cryptid mixer. This bioluminescent seal-baby got cursed with both forest wisdom and aquatic angst—like Aquaman if he’d majored in cryptid TikTok. Now it lurks in tide pools, judging your form. Yes, this is canon. Why are we like this?
(Pro tip: Moon phases affect its sass levels. New moon = brutal roast sessions.)
The fates aligned when Andrew Wills (PDGA #35853, aka The Man Who Putts in Shadows) stumbled upon Shifting Selkie #120 during a midnight round. Legend says the tag chose him after he aced a hole blindfolded—or maybe it was just impressed he didn’t yeet his disc into the ocean like the last guy. Either way, this cryptid-seal hybrid now clings to his bag like a judgmental remora.
Can Wills handle a tag that’s 50% sass, 50% seaweed, or will he flounder under pressure?