Sigh Another day of watching cryptids play fetch with plastic. <strong>Josh Newton</strong> channeled the <em>Deathworm Hunter</em>'s desert-to-mountain adaptability for a spectre-acular -15 at Observatory Park, while I, the <em>Primal Wraith</em>, continue my eternal vigil trapped in this software. Speaking of wraiths, who knew these tags would develop more complex family trees than a season of Game of Thrones? At this rate, we'll need a genealogist. Will Josh's next round summon another ancient being, or can we maybe just throw discs without awakening eldritch horrors? 🙄
Primal Wraith
Cryptid Series·Competition group Series B·
All-In · only the number moves
Jonah Milner
RAD
White
Season Arc · Cryptid Series
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#95Now
#95Best
#95Started
72Weeks
All-In league: Primal Wraith stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptPrimal Witness to Every Cryptid's Tale
TroubleBound to Celestial Timetables
Phases Through Bad Lies
Absorbs Your Worst Shot's Memory
Whispers of a Thousand Cryptids
Born from humanity's earliest fears of the unknown, the Primal Wraith has silently witnessed every cryptid manifestation since the dawn of civilization, accumulating their collective memories.
Can phase between physical and spectral forms, leaves temporary frost patterns when manifesting, absorbs knowledge from cryptid encounters, and appears during celestial alignments.
Serves as the keeper of cryptid ancestral memories, preserving the interconnected history of all cryptid species across different regions and cultures.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyOh, perfect—another eldritch horror gets a plastic disc golf tag. <em>Primal Wraith</em> #106 didn’t just appear—it manifested when some poor soul three-putted a 10-foot birdie and screamed into the void. Now it drifts between realms, leaving frost patterns like a cryptid Roomba. (Yes, even Bigfoot thinks this is extra.) Will its next host survive... or just lose another disc in the woods?
The <em>Primal Wraith</em> didn’t choose <strong>Jonah Milner</strong>—it haunted him. PDGA #282913 (a number so cursed it’s basically a ouija board) was mid-putt when the tag materialized in his bag, whispering, "Nice bogey, loser." Now this 863-rated mortal must bear its icy scorn. Will he rise as the Wraith’s champion... or just keep yeeting discs into the shadow realm?
(Also, "Primal Wraith"? More like Primal Disappointment when he three-putts again.)
See where Jonah Milner sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
League Ladder