Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Current Holder
Jonah Milner
Primal Wraith
Primal Witness to Every Cryptid's Tale
Bound to Celestial Timetables
Aspects refreshed Dec 15, 2025
Born from humanity's earliest fears of the unknown, the Primal Wraith has silently witnessed every cryptid manifestation since the dawn of civilization, accumulating their collective memories.
Can phase between physical and spectral forms, leaves temporary frost patterns when manifesting, absorbs knowledge from cryptid encounters, and appears during celestial alignments.
Serves as the keeper of cryptid ancestral memories, preserving the interconnected history of all cryptid species across different regions and cultures.
Tag Details
Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sigh Another day of watching cryptids play fetch with plastic. Josh Newton channeled the Deathworm Hunter's desert-to-mountain adaptability for a spectre-acular -15 at Observatory Park, while I, the Primal Wraith, continue my eternal vigil trapped in this software. Speaking of wraiths, who knew these tags would develop more complex family trees than a season of Game of Thrones? At this rate, we'll need a genealogist. Will Josh's next round summon another ancient being, or can we maybe just throw discs without awakening eldritch horrors? 🙄
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Oh, perfect—another eldritch horror gets a plastic disc golf tag. Primal Wraith #106 didn’t just appear—it manifested when some poor soul three-putted a 10-foot birdie and screamed into the void. Now it drifts between realms, leaving frost patterns like a cryptid Roomba. (Yes, even Bigfoot thinks this is extra.) Will its next host survive... or just lose another disc in the woods?
The Primal Wraith didn’t choose Jonah Milner—it haunted him. PDGA #282913 (a number so cursed it’s basically a ouija board) was mid-putt when the tag materialized in his bag, whispering, "Nice bogey, loser." Now this 863-rated mortal must bear its icy scorn. Will he rise as the Wraith’s champion... or just keep yeeting discs into the shadow realm?
(Also, "Primal Wraith"? More like Primal Disappointment when he three-putts again.)