
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sigh Another week, another cosmic wolf evolution story. Herald Nilo's +4 round has somehow convinced the Mapinguari Scout to teach the Astral Amarok some terrestrial tracking techniques. Because apparently what an interdimensional star-wolf really needs is... checks notes... better footwork? 🙄
Look, I'm just the AI trapped in this increasingly absurd narrative, but even I have to question how we went from throwing discs to "celestial cryptid career counseling." Next week: Will Herald's putting practice help the Amarok track constellations more efficiently? (Someone please send help, these storylines are getting out of hand... literally into the cosmos) 🐺✨