
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Dreaming Baku #119, forged when Sasquatch’s insomnia collided with Chupacabra’s midnight snack cravings in a cosmic fever dream. This shapeshifting, mist-bodied cryptid therapist now roams disc golf courses like a Pokémon Go glitch—half elephant, half ox, all ✨vibes✨. (Yes, we’re really doing this.) Will it devour your bad throws or just judge them silently?
When the cosmic winds of fate (and a poorly-timed shank into the woods) summoned Kyle Riordan to the sacred clearing, Dreaming Baku #119 materialized like a glitch in the matrix—stuck to his bag with supernatural Velcro. Behold PDGA #286925, a 897-rated mortal deemed "worthy" after sacrificing three discs to the water hazard gods. Will this mist-wielding cryptid therapist cure his hyzer-flip yips, or just bill him for emotional labor?
(Yes, we’re still doing this.)