
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
🦅 Hawk Soar has officially landed, folks! Marta Villa fought off challengers with talons of steel, clawing her way to a +3 finish. 💪 Sure, it's no hole-in-one ring to rule them all, but in this game of tags, she's the Lord of the Strings! 🧙♂️
With an 884 rating, Marta proved she's no mere mortal on the course. But will our reigning Raptor Queen maintain her aerial dominance? Or will a new challenger swoop in and steal her precious? 💍 Find out next season on "Disc Game of Thrones!" 🎭 #HawkwardEnding #TagsAreComing