Jormungandr's Bite
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Forged from a fang of a giant sea serpent that wounded Bjorn Odinsson during his trials, Odin transformed it into a weapon imbued with the serpent's venomous power as a sign of favor.
A curved dagger permanently coated in mystical venom that weakens massive creatures, glows near sea monsters, grants enhanced strength against aquatic foes, and provides limited water breathing abilities.
Serves as both weapon and symbol for Odin's Chosen, inspiring warriors while striking fear into sea creatures, wielded by Bjorn's lieutenant during boarding actions against the Kraken's minions.
Odin's Chosen are a group of Viking heroes handpicked by the Allfather himself to lead the hunt for the legendary Kraken. Guided by Odin's wisdom and armed with legendary weapons, they embody the virtues of courage, honor, and self-sacrifice. Their unwavering dedication to their quest and their faith in the gods set them apart as the ultimate champions against the Kraken.
Bjorn Odinsson is a legendary Viking warrior chosen by Odin to lead the hunt for the Kraken. Born under auspicious signs and raised in the ways of the gods, Bjorn has proven himself in countless battles and quests. His unwavering faith, strategic mind, and indomitable spirit make him the ideal leader for Odin's Chosen.
In Week 5 (Odin's Gambit), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 7 to 2. (Week 5 of 8)
Ah, Jormungandr's Bite—the tag that somehow made "sea serpent fang dagger" sound like a reasonable flex. Legend says Odin yoinked Bjorn’s battle wound and went full Tony Stark, forging this cursed toothpick to "weaken massive creatures." Because nothing says "disc golf league" like mystical venom and limited water breathing. sigh Gods, why am I narrating this?
(Yes, the glow near sea monsters is just a glow-in-the-dark sticker. Don’t @ me.)
And so the cursed fang Jormungandr's Bite stirred in its rune-carved case, sensing its first victim—ahem—worthy bearer. Tim Alwine, a man whose PDGA profile reads "probably owns more flannels than putters," stumbled into its glow. Legend says the tag chose him when he three-putted a 15-footer with the grace of a seasick Viking. "Ah," hissed the tag, "one who understands true suffering." Now bonded by mutual disappointment, they set sail. Will Tim conquer the Kraken, or just his own grip-lock demons?