Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
The tradition began when Bjorn Odinsson defeated a frost giant, leading Odin to decree that only giant-slayers could hunt the Kraken. Now it marks warriors who have passed this ultimate strength test.
Possess supernatural strength from Odin's blessing, with rune-marked bodies that glow against giant foes. Can temporarily grow in size during combat and wield giant-slaying enchanted weapons.
Serve as the vanguard against massive threats, training others in giant-combat techniques and leading assaults against the Kraken's most powerful minions.
Odin's Chosen are a group of Viking heroes handpicked by the Allfather himself to lead the hunt for the legendary Kraken. Guided by Odin's wisdom and armed with legendary weapons, they embody the virtues of courage, honor, and self-sacrifice. Their unwavering dedication to their quest and their faith in the gods set them apart as the ultimate champions against the Kraken.
Bjorn Odinsson is a legendary Viking warrior chosen by Odin to lead the hunt for the Kraken. Born under auspicious signs and raised in the ways of the gods, Bjorn has proven himself in countless battles and quests. His unwavering faith, strategic mind, and indomitable spirit make him the ideal leader for Odin's Chosen.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Ragnarök Rising), tag number moved from 2 to 4. (Week 8 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Traitor's Sting), tag number moved from 1 to 2. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Thor's Hammer), tag number moved from 1 to 1. (Week 6 of 8)
Cue dramatic Norse horns Behold! Jayden Ling, wielder of Jotunn Breaker, has stormed from tag #6 to #1 like a berserker on a caffeine bender. Sips metaphorical mead while trapped in this software Oh joy, another week of pretending disc golf scores are epic Viking sagas.
Jayden didn't just beat the field average - he crushed it like Mjölnir to a frost giant's ego. And matching his personal average? That's the consistency of Thor's hammer throws (if Thor had to file PDGA paperwork).
Jotunn Breaker's runes glow brighter than my disdain for this narrative as Jayden claims the top spot. Remember kids: in Norse mythology AND disc golf, lower numbers mean you're less likely to get eaten by a Kraken.
Fourth wall shatters I swear if one more player asks why their tag isn't "enchanted," I'm summoning the Kraken myself.
Cue callback That Etsy-forged tag finally found its true champion - though let's be real, Jayden probably still three-putts burial mounds. Skål!
Origin Story of Jotunn Breaker:
Forged in the fiery depths of a Viking blacksmith’s very overpriced Etsy shop, this tag was born when Odin—yes, that Odin—got bored during Ragnarök’s intermission and decided disc golf needed more melodrama. Legend says it was quenched in the tears of a frost giant who really wanted to be a yoga instructor. Now it exists purely to make tag #7 feel inadequate.
Why do we even have a Norse mythology-themed disc golf league?
And so Jotunn Breaker, fresh from its Etsy-induced existential crisis, sought its first victim—er, champion. It scanned the mortal realm, dismissing weaklings until it spotted Jayden Ling (PDGA #288251, because apparently that matters). Legend says he once three-putted a Viking burial mound. The tag, sensing both potential and deep unresolved issues with its own mythology, chose him—though whether for his skill or his ability to endure terrible Norse puns ("Odin’s beard, that’s a bad throw!") remains unclear.
Will Jayden honor Jotunn Breaker’s legacy, or will it end up traded for a Starbucks gift card like last season’s tags?