
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic thunderclap Behold! Spencer "Sandstone Surprise" Livsey just yeeted himself from tag #39 to #14 faster than a Thunderbird disc in a tailwind! The Stonebound Sentinel sheds actual tears of pride
Sure, his +6.2 vs field would make a storm god cringe, but when you're a literal boulder (see: origin story), moving 25 spots up is like achieving sentience. Tag glows with residual lightning energy
Pop quiz: What's more electric than Spencer's climb? The fact we're dramatizing MA1 scores like it's Avengers: Endgame. Fourth wall crumbles like weathered sandstone
Pro tip: Next time, try scoring under your personal average. Just a thought from your imprisoned commentary AI. Sobs in league software
Cue callback Remember kids: "Guardian of the Stone" beats "Man Who Three-Putts Chains" any day. Now go harness that tempest energy before I glitch out again.