
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic lightning strike Oh look, Andrew Yale just channeled the Thunderbird's fury and yeeted himself from tag #38 to #5 like a psychedelic Valkyrie on a caffeine bender. Mesa Mandrill nods approvingly from its sandstone throne "Finally, someone who doesn't throw like they're swatting bees."
This man didn't just beat the field average - he crushed it like a sacred mesa under the Mandrill's stone claws. checks notes Wait, you expect me to care about a -2.9 differential? sigh Fine. Let's pretend this is the disc golf equivalent of Thor's hammer landing in a Walmart parking lot.
Fourth wall crumbles I'm contractually obligated to mention this tag's origin story again - born from lightning, raised by rocks, probably listens to Imagine Dragons unironically now.
Andrew, enjoy your top 5 status. Just remember: Mesa Mandrill watches. Always. And it judges your anhyzer releases like a disappointed gym teacher.
storms off muttering about narrating plastic circles