
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Ninki Nanka #98, the cryptid that watched dinosaurs yeet themselves into extinction while vibing in primordial swamps. Born when the moon first did its mood lighting, this bio-luminescent drama queen (looking at you, Avatar) developed retractable teeth just to chew through the absurdity of being a disc golf tag. Legend says its scales flash "WTF" when someone bogies.
Yes, I’m contractually obligated to narrate this.
The ancient Ninki Nanka #98, weary of eons spent judging swamp creatures, sensed a new kind of chaos—disc golf. It chose Kevin Dennis (PDGA #209234, aka "The Bogeyman’s Nightmare") when he three-putted a 10-foot birdie with the grace of a drunk flamingo. The tag pulsed: "Finally, someone who understands my pain."
But can this mere mortal handle a cryptid that’s survived both asteroid impacts and DX plastic?