Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Current Holder
Chaz Critchfield
Cosmic Sentinel
Celestial Archivist of Forbidden Cryptid Lore
Phases Out at the Worst Times
Aspects refreshed Dec 16, 2025
Born from the first recorded cryptid sighting reflected in a meteor's light, it has traveled the cosmos collecting cryptid lore
Bioluminescent star-map hide, ability to phase between dimensions, records events in cosmic radiation patterns
Maintains the celestial archive of cryptid knowledge
Tag Details
Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Cosmic Sentinel #112, forged when a UFO’s TikTok livestream of Bigfoot glitched into a black hole’s algorithm. Now it drifts through dimensions, collecting cryptid lore like a supernatural Pokémon Go—because apparently, even interdimensional entities need hobbies. Witness its bioluminescent star-map hide (patent pending) and despair at the sheer extra-ness of this backstory. Who approved this lore? (Answer: Probably mushrooms.)
The stars aligned (or more likely, a UFO’s headlights malfunctioned) when Chaz Critchfield (PDGA #123981—write that down, it’s very important) stumbled out of a disc golf haze and directly into Cosmic Sentinel #112’s glow-in-the-dark tractor beam. Was it fate? A government experiment? Or just Chaz’s uncanny ability to find trouble (and OB lines)? Either way, the tag clung to him like a cryptid to blurry footage. Can this man—who definitely owns at least one tinfoil hat—handle the gravitational pull of such responsibility?