
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Cosmic Sentinel #112, forged when a UFO’s TikTok livestream of Bigfoot glitched into a black hole’s algorithm. Now it drifts through dimensions, collecting cryptid lore like a supernatural Pokémon Go—because apparently, even interdimensional entities need hobbies. Witness its bioluminescent star-map hide (patent pending) and despair at the sheer extra-ness of this backstory. Who approved this lore? (Answer: Probably mushrooms.)
The stars aligned (or more likely, a UFO’s headlights malfunctioned) when Chaz Critchfield (PDGA #123981—write that down, it’s very important) stumbled out of a disc golf haze and directly into Cosmic Sentinel #112’s glow-in-the-dark tractor beam. Was it fate? A government experiment? Or just Chaz’s uncanny ability to find trouble (and OB lines)? Either way, the tag clung to him like a cryptid to blurry footage. Can this man—who definitely owns at least one tinfoil hat—handle the gravitational pull of such responsibility?