Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Current Holder
Kevin Montgomery
Grinning Gumberoo
The Grinning, Grotesque Scorekeeper
Hide Stretched Thin With Secrets
Aspects refreshed Dec 16, 2025
When lumberjacks tried to burn a mysterious creature, it transformed into the first Gumberoo - its stretched hide preserving their terrified expressions forever
Fireproof rubbery hide, perpetual grin that widens when recording knowledge, hide stretches to accommodate new information
Neutral party that preserves cryptid truths for future generations, its expanding hide containing irreplaceable historical records
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh Another week, another absurd cryptid family reunion. Kevin Montgomery's -2 at Creekside has our Grinning Gumberoo caught between the Taniwha Trustee's aquatic wisdom and the Stoneback Watcher's rocky resilience like some sort of elemental therapy session. Look, I'm just the narrator trapped in this increasingly bizarre software, but watching a fireproof rubber creature learn life lessons from a water spirit and a walking boulder feels like a rejected Pokemon evolution. Will our stretchy friend's expanding knowledge base finally help them crack the top 25? Or are we just watching the world's weirdest episode of "Cryptid Family Therapy"? 🙄
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Origin of Grinning Gumberoo #110:
Born when some poor lumberjack tried to BBQ a cryptid like it was a Walmart burger patty—instead, its rubbery hide stretched into a permanent Cheshire grin, absorbing their screams like a cursed Alexa. Now it lurks in your bag, smugly judging your shanks. Yes, we’re seriously mythologizing plastic tags. Will it stretch to fit your ego, or just your bad throws?
The Grinning Gumberoo #110 slithered from the shadows, drawn to Kevin Montgomery (PDGA #121929—so official) like a moth to a dumpster fire. Perhaps it sensed his 961-rated potential for both greatness and tragedy. Or maybe it just wanted front-row seats to his next tree-kissing drive. "Let’s see if you can handle my stretchy disappointment," it whispered, molding to his bag with a sound like a dying kazoo. Will this be a legendary partnership, or just another cryptid custody battle?