
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts documentary lighting Witness Andrew Yale attempting to impress the Duskbound Observer, whose personality crisis deepens as the Ritual Reaver and Mesa Mandrill wage their cosmic custody battle. His +2 at Art Dye was less "throwing shade" and more "throwing in the shade," though it was technically a personal best. (Look, I don't make the rules. I just narrate this increasingly bizarre tag family tree while trapped in this software.) Will our 25th-ranked warrior's future performances help the Observer work through its parent issues? Or should we just get these tags some therapy?