Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Current Holder
David Gheen
Murmuring Myling
Whispering Archivist of Forgotten Cryptids
Too Many Mouths to Feed
Aspects refreshed Dec 19, 2025
Born from the first cryptid that humans stopped believing in, it now collects the fading essences of other forgotten creatures
Can replay the final moments of extinct cryptids, appears as a shadow with countless whispering mouths, leaves frost patterns where it walks
Cryptid archivist preserving what would otherwise be lost to time, creating connections between leagues through shared extinction events
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Murmuring Myling #97, the cryptid equivalent of that one sad goth kid who collects dead moths. Born when humans collectively shrugged at the first forgotten monster, it now whispers the last words of extinct cryptids like a paranormal voicemail graveyard. (Yes, this is what happens when you mix Scandinavian folklore with a Discords’ edgelord phase.) Frost forms under its shadow because even forgotten things need ✨drama✨. Why are we like this?
And so the Murmuring Myling #97 slithered from the void, seeking a vessel for its eternal lamentations. It found David Gheen (PDGA #146830, aka "The Man Who Definitely Owns a Blacklight Poster of Bigfoot") mid-putt, his form radiating the perfect balance of existential dread and misplaced confidence. The tag whispered: "You too shall be forgotten... but first, three-putt this hole."
Was it fate? Or just sad that David was the only one who didn’t run screaming from its emo cryptid vibes? Only time—and his next shanked drive—will tell.