Echoes of pickaxe strikes ring through crystalline chambers
Hark, fellow prospectors! Old Gold-Eye's got fresh findings from the frostbitten fairways! That Platinum Geode, Tag #8, has shifted hands again, finding itself in Dan's collection after a peculiar excavation in the season's first snow.
Holds crystal up to golden eye, squinting
Would you look at that cloudy formation! A 739-rated round might seem like fool's gold to some, but I've seen enough geodes to know - sometimes the most unassuming specimens hold surprising value! Dan's +11 may be a rough cut, but those six recovery shots? Pure crystalline resilience!
Taps cave wall rhythmically
Listen close - the crystal song's got a steady beat to it. Five straight top-4 finishes? That's no random pattern, that's a vein worth following! Sure, the Platinum Geode ain't the motherlode, but in these treacherous winter conditions, it's a right respectable claim to stake.
Whispers conspiratorially
Mark my words, there's richer deposits ahead if Dan keeps mining these lines. The snow's just the first test - winter's trials have only begun!
Cackling fades into cave depths