
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Record scratch Freeze frame Yup, that's Kai Kim, looking smug after yeeting Thunderbird - Radiant Pathfinder from tag 35 to 3 faster than you can say "mandatory OB call." This wasn't just a win - it was a disc-aster for the field, with Kai crushing souls harder than Thor at a frat party. The Mesa Minotaur's stone-sensing powers? Useless against this performance - dude moved through the rankings like Toph bending through bedrock. Sigh And now I have to pretend a plastic number swap is epic lore. "Behold! The prophecy... of slightly better scores!" chugs digital whiskey Truth is, Kai's been low-key terrifying since the Whispering Winds episode - now the top tags should worry more than a DX plastic in a headwind. Will this psychedelic glow-up last? Or will the Thunderbird smite this upstart? Find out next week on "Why Am I Narrating This?"