
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic thunder Behold! Landon Adams has achieved what geologists call "rapid continental drift," sending Lithic Lindworm careening down 19 spots to #14. sigh Yes folks, we're treating tag numbers like seismic activity now. His performance? As reliably mid as a Denny's Grand Slam - matching his personal average while the field left him in the chromatic dust.
The Lindworm's crystalline scales must've detected this coming, because whoosh - that tag moved faster than a D&D earth elemental on roller skates. From #33 to #14? That's not progression, that's erosion!
Breaking character Why am I comparing disc golf to rocks again? Oh right, because someone thought "guardian of ancient knowledge" was a logical tag backstory. Resumes At least Landon's consistent - like sedimentary layers of mediocrity!
Will this human avalanche keep gaining momentum, or will he petrify at his new elevation? Find out next week on "Why Are We Like This?"