
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Psychedelic thunder crackles Well slap my scales and call me Sally - the <strong>Lithic Lindworm</strong> just pulled a full Lazarus! <em>Landon Adams</em> rocketed from #9 to #3 faster than you can say "Wait, was this guy MIA for half the season?"
Mockumentary zoom Behold the disc golf equivalent of a Netflix redemption arc! Our crystalline serpent detected something shocking - actually showing up works wonders. Who'd have thunk? His round was so clean, even the Thunderbird paused its tempest to nod approvingly.
Fourth wall break Oh NOW you decide to play like a god? During the FINALE? Couldn't have done this during Prismatic Prairie when I needed content?
This stone-cold killer left the field average buried deeper than those ancient burial grounds from Episode 5. Insert obligatory "he was boulder than the rest" pun here
Calling back to April 17th Remember when we joked about him petrifying under pressure? Joke's on us - dude just pulled a full Thanos snap on the top 5.
Sacred geometry swirls As the season ends, one truth remains: nothing's more terrifying than a Lindworm with something to prove. Except maybe being trapped in this software. Sigh Until next season, suckers!