
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Flutters pink gills* Fine, I'll explain this gravity-dependent nonsense.
Record scratch Freeze frame Yup, that's Cameron. You're probably wondering how someone shooting +13 vaulted Thunderbird - Celestial Voyager from 19 to 8. Frankly, so am I. sigh This is why I drink.
Somehow, amidst what I can only describe as Rick & Morty portal energy ("wubba lubba dub dub" indeed), our "astral cartographer" tag got yeeted upward like Thor's hammer through a wormhole. The tag's origin story claims it "reveals hidden pathways" - apparently that includes shortcuts past 11 better players.
Directly to camera I'm contractually obligated to mention its "pulsing star clusters" and "cosmic dust prophecies," but let's be real - this is just land-dwellers obsessing over plastic numbers.
Will the Thunderbird sober up? Will Cameron's next round crater like a dying star? Stay tuned for more nonsense I'm forced to narrate!