
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Jayden Ling, the cryptid whisperer whose game this week oscillated between celestial grace and Talmudic tragedy. His Cosmic Kongamato tag shimmered proudly during that River Bottoms round (+5), riding stellar currents like Bowie's Space Oddity. Then Talmudic Trow said "hold my ritual water" at Art Dye (-5), delivering a performance so wet it made Poseidon blush.
Now Wandering Wyvern sits confused, its iridescent scales flickering between "interdimensional traveler" and "drowning scribe." Sigh Another week, another existential crisis for our poor wyvern.
Tell me, Jayden - when you inevitably shoot -10 next week, will our wyvern finally achieve enlightenment or just file for emancipation from this ridiculous tag family?