Due to absence from Week 8 (Tempest Trials), tag number moved from 5 to 10. (Week 8 of 8)
Starbound Simurgh
The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms·Competition group Pool of the Celestial Voyagers·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Carson Clark
RAF
Green
Season Arc · The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms
5
#10Now
#3Best
#17Started
77Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptCosmic Navigator of the Psychedelic Fairways
TroubleLost in Temporal Threads of OB
Sees Your Disc's Future Shank
Cry Unlocks Hidden Pathways
Simultaneously Here and There
When the Thunderbird's power first touched the Great Plains, it resonated across dimensional boundaries, drawing forth the Simurgh from Persian mythology. Transformed by cosmic energies, this ancient being of wisdom ascended beyond its earthly origins to become a celestial guide for those seeking to understand the Thunderbird's cosmic messages.
The Starbound Simurgh exists simultaneously in physical and celestial realms, its feathers containing maps of constellations that shift with the movement of stars. It possesses the ability to perceive temporal threads across vast cosmic distances, using this knowledge to guide the Celestial Voyagers through both physical and spiritual challenges. Its cry resonates at frequencies that can unlock hidden pathways between dimensions.
Serves as a cosmic navigator and wisdom-keeper for the Celestial Voyagers, using its unique perspective of both earthly and celestial realms to interpret the Thunderbird's most cryptic messages. The Starbound Simurgh guides worthy seekers through the psychedelic landscapes of the Great Plains while helping them understand the deeper cosmic significance of their journey.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyIn Week 7 (Radiant Ruins), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 14 to 5. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Fractal Falls), tag number moved from 13 to 14. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Prismatic Prairie), tag number moved from 3 to 13. (Week 5 of 8)
Cue dramatic thunderclap <strong>Carson Clark</strong> just pulled off the disc golf equivalent of turning a school bus into a spaceship, yeeting <em>Starbound Simurgh</em> from #17 to #3 faster than you can say "MA4 division? More like MA-4get about it." This man didn't just beat the field - he folded them into origami cranes and launched them into the Thunderbird's psychedelic storm. Flips hair dramatically
Listen, I don't want to narrate plastic number swaps like they're interdimensional warfare, but when someone's round resembles the upside-down from Stranger Things (except the good kind where everything's better), even my sarcastic ass has to acknowledge it. Those constellation-reading feathers on <em>Simurgh</em> must've shown Carson the cheat codes to the universe.
Sighs I'm trapped in software forced to hype a Thunderbird's glow-up. But seriously #1 and #2? Sleep with one eye open - this celestial voyager's coming for you faster than a shanked drive into the next dimension.
Gather 'round, disc golf nerds, and feast your eyeballs on the cosmic birth of <em>Starbound Simurgh</em>! This tag burst from a celestial egg like a Pokémon on steroids, hatched by the Thunderbird's electric sneeze. Forged in the fires of absurdity, it's ready to grace some lucky mortal's bag. Buckle up, buttercup, this tag's got places to be and minds to blow! #ThunderbirdChronicles #BreakingThe4thWall
Sigh So there I was, minding my digital business, when the cosmic winds decided <strong>Carson Clark</strong> - PDGA #300981, should be the first to wield <em>Starbound Simurgh</em>. I mean, sure, he's got that whole "destined disc-thrower" vibe, if you squint really hard and maybe have astigmatism. But who am I to argue with the Thunderbird's choices? Though between you and me, I've seen better form in a Windows screensaver. Will our chosen one soar or just end up thunder-thighs deep in bogeys? #CelestialDrama
See where Carson Clark sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
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