
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic music In a stunning turn of events, Corey Mecham clings to the Silver Crag like a drowning sailor to driftwood! With a +13 showing that'd make even Happy Gilmore wince, Corey's 803-rated defense was about as impressive as a pet rock collection. 🪨💍
Leans in conspiratorially
But wait, there's more! Sinking 6 strokes below the field average, our intrepid miner might need to trade that pickaxe for a shovel. Will the Silver Crag's mysterious aura help Corey dig out of this hole, or are they destined to be forever lost in the Mines of Moria? 🧙♂️⛏️
Winks at camera
Tune in next week to see if Corey can polish this turd into a diamond, or if they'll be forever haunted by the echoes of this crystalline catastrophe! 💎😱 #DiscDrama #CrystalBall