
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Heart of Darkness), tag number moved from 2 to 6. (Week 8 of 8)
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Once a scholar of Southeast Asian mythology, this individual discovered ancient texts describing the Aswang's connection to blood magic and its similarities to the Chupacabra. Through dark rituals combining Aswang transformation techniques with Aztec blood magic, they became a powerful hybrid entity serving the Blood Moon Acolytes. Their successful transformation proved the universal nature of blood magic and earned them a position as Xibalba's herald.
Possesses the Aswang's ability to shape-shift and detect the presence of blood over vast distances, combined with mastery of Aztec blood magic rituals. Can separate their upper body from their lower half during blood moon phases, allowing aerial surveillance and swift delivery of messages across Chupacabra territory. Weakened by salt and certain protective wards, but draws immense power from performing blood sacrifices.
Serves as Xibalba's elite messenger and enforcer, delivering prophecies and commanding lesser acolytes while gathering intelligence about potential threats to the cult. Responsible for identifying suitable sacrificial victims and coordinating ritual preparations across multiple temple sites.
The Blood Moon Acolytes are a secretive cult dedicated to worshipping the Chupacabra and harnessing its dark powers through ancient blood magic rituals. They believe that the Chupacabra is a divine entity destined to bring about a new era of darkness and chaos.
Xibalba is a mysterious figure who claims to have received visions from the Chupacabra itself. As the leader of the Blood Moon Acolytes, Xibalba guides the cult in their dark rituals and sacrifices, believing that the Chupacabra's ascension will grant them ultimate power.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Heart of Darkness), tag number moved from 2 to 6. (Week 8 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Altar of Bones), tag number moved from 2 to 2. (Week 7 of 8)
In Week 6 (Labyrinth of Shadows), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 3 to 2. (Week 6 of 8)
Dramatic jungle drums Behold! Kevin Koga just performed actual blood magic to transform Chupacabra - CS8 into Chupacabra - CS3. Yes folks, in this week's episode of "Why Am I Narrating This?", our scholar-turned-blood-mage sacrificed his usual bad habits at the Forbidden Archives. record scratch Wait, you're telling me he just... played better? Ugh.
Like Indiana Jones swapping his whip for a Berg, Koga's round had more shape-shifting than his disc flight. That +14 PRD? That's the power of the blood moon, baby (or maybe the 3 pre-round beers). Now as Xibalba's messenger, he'll be delivering "git gud" prophecies to the lower tags.
whispers to audience I'm contractually obligated to mention his upper/lower body separation powers make for killer scramble shots. Next week: Will he maintain this dark pact, or will Sacrificial Grounds claim another victim? Place your bets while I cry into my code.
Aswang Harbinger slithered into existence when a blood-drunk shaman binged Ancient Aliens and decided to make their own Chupa-thing. They Frankenstein'd together some Aswang bits, Aztec hocus pocus, and a sprinkle of bad juju. Voila! A herald of Xibalba was born, ready to get its spook on. Pretty extra for a glorified dog tag, but hey, that's showbiz, baby! 🩸🌙
sigh Another origin story? Fine. Kevin Koga, PDGA #267702, was chosen by the Aswang Harbinger after a particularly spicy burrito incident that the ancient texts swear was prophesied. The tag, desperate for a bearer with a rating of... checks notes... really? Well, beggars can't be choosers. Will this unlikely union survive the first round? Probably not, but I'm stuck narrating it anyway. 🌮👻