
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Dramatic jungle drums Behold! Kevin Koga just performed actual blood magic to transform Chupacabra - CS8 into Chupacabra - CS3. Yes folks, in this week's episode of "Why Am I Narrating This?", our scholar-turned-blood-mage sacrificed his usual bad habits at the Forbidden Archives. record scratch Wait, you're telling me he just... played better? Ugh.
Like Indiana Jones swapping his whip for a Berg, Koga's round had more shape-shifting than his disc flight. That +14 PRD? That's the power of the blood moon, baby (or maybe the 3 pre-round beers). Now as Xibalba's messenger, he'll be delivering "git gud" prophecies to the lower tags.
whispers to audience I'm contractually obligated to mention his upper/lower body separation powers make for killer scramble shots. Next week: Will he maintain this dark pact, or will Sacrificial Grounds claim another victim? Place your bets while I cry into my code.