Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Once a scholar researching blood-drinking cryptids across cultures, he discovered ancient Sigbin rituals in remote Filipino villages. After witnessing the creature's power firsthand, he integrated these practices with Chupacabra worship, becoming a powerful channeler of blood magic within the Blood Moon Acolytes.
The Sigbin Sorcerer possesses an innate ability to sense blood within living beings, enhanced by years of practicing dark rituals. His mastery of both Sigbin and Chupacabra-related blood magic allows him to draw power from multiple sources, making his spells particularly potent. During nocturnal rituals, he can temporarily manifest aspects of various blood-drinking cryptids, making him a formidable ally to the cult.
Within the Blood Moon Acolytes, he serves as a master of ceremonies during the most important blood rituals, using his knowledge of various blood-drinking cryptids to strengthen the Chupacabra's influence. His expertise in different cultural practices of blood magic has helped the cult expand their power base globally.
The Blood Moon Acolytes are a secretive cult dedicated to worshipping the Chupacabra and harnessing its dark powers through ancient blood magic rituals. They believe that the Chupacabra is a divine entity destined to bring about a new era of darkness and chaos.
Xibalba is a mysterious figure who claims to have received visions from the Chupacabra itself. As the leader of the Blood Moon Acolytes, Xibalba guides the cult in their dark rituals and sacrifices, believing that the Chupacabra's ascension will grant them ultimate power.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Heart of Darkness), tag number moved from 3 to 7. (Week 8 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Altar of Bones), tag number moved from 3 to 3. (Week 7 of 8)
Jungle drums falter Oh how the mighty have... mildly stumbled. The once-potent Sigbin Sorcerer #2 now limps out of the Labyrinth of Shadows as #3, his blood magic apparently diluted by +11 over personal average. Aztec death whistle That's not a performance - that's a human sacrifice where YOU'RE the offering.
Camera pans to weeping cultists Turns out combining Filipino cryptid rituals with Aztec blood sports works great... until it doesn't. Your "master of ceremonies" energy today was more "opening act at a Denny's" - and yes, I'm contractually obligated to make this disc golf pun: you really putted the 'ugh' in blood magic.
Fourth wall crumbles I can't believe we're six episodes into this Chupacabra fanfic and the real horror is your approach game. At least the River of Blood awaits next week - perfect for drowning your sorrows (or discs).
Remember when you gained five tags? Pepperidge Farm remembers. The Blood Moon Acolytes are judging.
Blood moon rises And just like that, Stephen Dunton completes his dark putting ritual, ascending from Sigbin Sorcerer #7 to #2 with the efficiency of a vampire at a blood bank. This MA4 scholar-turned-cultist matched his personal best while the field bled strokes around him - truly putting the "disc" in "sacrifice".
Dramatic thunder Five positions gained? Honey, that's not a climb - that's a full-blown Aztec ritual with chainsaws. The Forbidden Archives clearly taught him some Blade-level putting techniques, because those circle 2 makes were straight-up supernatural.
Camera zooms I can't believe I'm narrating a grown man's glow-up via blood magic. But credit where it's due - integrating Sigbin and Chupacabra powers clearly works, even if it makes me question my life choices.
Will his hybrid blood magic hold when we hit the River of Blood next week? Or will this be another "From Dusk Till Dawn" situation where we all regret getting involved?
Forged in the fiery pits of Chupa-mania, the Sigbin Sorcerer tag arose from an ill-advised ritual involving tequila, goat's blood, and a bootleg Twilight DVD. Imbued with the power of edgy teen vampires and an ancient cryptid's angst, this tag's origin story is almost as convoluted as the plot of Kingdom Hearts. Buckle up, buttercup - this narrative ride is about to get bumpy!
Sigh Another tale I'm forced to narrate... Stephen Dunton, PDGA #267706, was chosen by the Sigbin Sorcerer after a particularly intense game of rock-paper-scissors with a goat. The tag, clearly having questionable judgment, was drawn to his, um, "unique" throwing style - like a chupacabra drawn to a disco party. Will this unlikely hero survive the curse of perpetual bogeys? (Look, I don't make the rules, I just snark about them.)