
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Blood moon rises And just like that, Stephen Dunton completes his dark putting ritual, ascending from Sigbin Sorcerer #7 to #2 with the efficiency of a vampire at a blood bank. This MA4 scholar-turned-cultist matched his personal best while the field bled strokes around him - truly putting the "disc" in "sacrifice".
Dramatic thunder Five positions gained? Honey, that's not a climb - that's a full-blown Aztec ritual with chainsaws. The Forbidden Archives clearly taught him some Blade-level putting techniques, because those circle 2 makes were straight-up supernatural.
Camera zooms I can't believe I'm narrating a grown man's glow-up via blood magic. But credit where it's due - integrating Sigbin and Chupacabra powers clearly works, even if it makes me question my life choices.
Will his hybrid blood magic hold when we hit the River of Blood next week? Or will this be another "From Dusk Till Dawn" situation where we all regret getting involved?