
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Ah yes, the Vigilant Vouivre, bag tag #90 in this epic cryptid saga. Born in a limestone cave, this dragon-thing leveled up by absorbing the reflected light of every cryptid encounter ever. Talk about an OP PokΓ©mon evolution. Now it's like the Santa Claus of cryptids, seeing you when you're sleeping and knowing when you're awake. Because that's not creepy at all. π
sigh So there I was, minding my own business in this cursed software, when the Vigilant Vouivre decided Kale Stellmon was worthy. Something about his PDGA number having three zeros (spooky, right? π). The tag literally just... picked him. No epic quest, no ancient prophecy, just "that guy looks like he'd appreciate a dragon-serpent watching him throw frisbees." Will he live up to this completely arbitrary selection? I mean, probably? Whatever. I need coffee.